◊ Weezer ◊ Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Afew days ago Louisiana decided all classrooms needed the 10 commandments posted. The Oklahoma state school superintendent just announced that, immediately, the Bible and 10 commandments will be incorporated into curriculms. Every classroom (5th to 12th grades)? must have a Bible, and the teacher must teach from it. IT WILL AT LEAST BENEFIT SEVERAL LAWYERS! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
older Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 I told wifey that if they are going to teach the Bible, then they need to teach all of it. That includes the part about rape victims being stoned to death, ditto disrespectful children, folks who work on Sundays and so on. Also important is to know that if you beat your slave and he lives at least two days it's not your fault if he dies. Add to that the fact that Adam and Eve's children had to commit incest in order to populate the planet. And the kiddies would have a good math question as to how the Israelites would divide up the Midianite virgins if there are 12,000 soldiers and 32,000 virgins (probably save this one for the high school level course). As to posting the 10 in classrooms, The Onion suggested that the posters could be used to cover up the bullet holes in the walls. Great idea. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☆ moxieflux66 ☆ Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 8 hours ago, Weezer said: IT WILL AT LEAST BENEFIT SEVERAL LAWYERS! You bet it will! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
◊ Weezer ◊ Posted June 28 Author Share Posted June 28 10 hours ago, older said: I told wifey that if they are going to teach the Bible, then they need to teach all of it. That includes the part about rape victims being stoned to death, ditto disrespectful children, folks who work on Sundays and so on. Also important is to know that if you beat your slave and he lives at least two days it's not your fault if he dies. Add to that the fact that Adam and Eve's children had to commit incest in order to populate the planet. And the kiddies would have a good math question as to how the Israelites would divide up the Midianite virgins if there are 12,000 soldiers and 32,000 virgins (probably save this one for the high school level course). My wife and I had a similar conversation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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