Asimov Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 The dumbest person ever comes from the christianforums.net area. Read this: It's been proven by scientists that the same elements found in the human body are also found in dirt. Either scientists are making fools of themselves, or a Christian scientist found this one out. man was created from the ground. have'nt you seen dirt? it's all kinds of colors. it's beige, red, yellow, brown and all other kinds of colors. that explains different shades of skin color I never said that eating different food makes you darker or lighter. I said, were were made from the ground, which has different colors. All these posts are by the same person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Son of Belial Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 have'nt you seen dirt? it's all kinds of colors. it's beige, red, yellow, brown and all other kinds of colors. that explains different shades of skin color This would almost make sense, except that according to the Bible, there was only one original couple. If there were a bunch of couples from a bunch of soil types, okay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviourmachine Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 soil typesSOIL!? What's your skin colour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitchu Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 So this is why we tell kids not to eat dirt... the filthy little cannibals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Neil Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Someone should probably remind this silly person that part of the composition of soil is decayed organic materials. Dead things. That's a problem for this guy if he's saying that man was made from soil, because there can't be death before the fall. Jeez, the Bible doesn't even say that. It says that Adam came from dust, not soil. This guy is only making it worse for his theology. Silly Christians. Science is for brights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I'd be willing to try this guy's idea by planting a carrot in his ass to see if he could grow it! PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eponymic Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Someone should probably remind this silly person that part of the composition of soil is decayed organic materials. Dead things. That's a problem for this guy if he's saying that man was made from soil, because there can't be death before the fall.Jeez, the Bible doesn't even say that. It says that Adam came from dust, not soil. This guy is only making it worse for his theology. Silly Christians. Science is for brights. Which came first the soil or the man. I'm voting for the chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlinfmct87 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 So this is why we tell kids not to eat dirt... the filthy little cannibals! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Merlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-tiger Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Now, why on earth am I thinking of a certain person as I read that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Berserk Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Are you sure that guy wasn't speaking tongue in cheek? If he was serious, you're right. He must the dumbest. Or at least a rival of a nun colleague of mine when Iwas a Theology professor. We were discussing an early Christian heresy and she asked me, "Did this heresy arise B.C. or A.D.?" Another time she asked me, "Now when did Jesus join the church?" Sigh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueGiant Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 And folks, this person teaches us two things: Stay in school. Don't sleep through science class. baka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Then where do white people come from, snow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Then where do white people come from, snow? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fweethawt, don't be silly! White people were created from special caucasion dirt. There was only enough to make one man thus Adam and Eve in the garden. This is surely counted as evidence that white people really are the best in gods eye. PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOIL Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 SOIL!? What's your skin colour? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Before, or after I stayed outside fishing (and forgot to bring the sunscreen lotion)? (BTW, I'm allergic to dust) -Dennis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimdall Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Before, or after I stayed outside fishing (and forgot to bring the sunscreen lotion)? (BTW, I'm allergic to dust) Good one Dennis! - Heimdall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atheist_thinker Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Does any one know how much fecal matter is in soil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atheist_thinker Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 straight and to the point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretaker Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Does any one know how much fecal matter is in soil? straight and to the point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOIL Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Maybe it's time for a good laxative? Oh, wait - I now I see the letters in "soil" were not capitalized <wink> -Dennis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentLoner Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 And folks, this person teaches us two things: Stay in school. Don't sleep through science class. baka. well put Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 Then where do white people come from, snow? Absolutely! I'm from Sweden, and I'm white. So it's proven !!! But it means that the marsians must be red and not green... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretaker Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 If white people came from snow, I don't even know where blacks come from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pmurra@bigpond.com Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 This would almost make sense, except that according to the Bible, there was only one original couple. If there were a bunch of couples from a bunch of soil types, okay... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not at all! Gen 1 & 2 clearly implies that the "gods" made man, and each god made a race of people in their own image. This is easy to confirm, because if you look at people's pictures and statues of their gods, each race's god looks like them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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