duderonomy Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Of course Jesus masturbated. He stuck it in BOTH HOLES! Bahdumm-CHssssssh! Proof please, without the anger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydisplayname Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Of course Jesus masturbated. He stuck it in BOTH HOLES! Bahdumm-CHssssssh! Oh man, somebody chisel this in stone please. On a not related note: You know what would be funny: A stone outside my house with these words chiseled into it: "Nothing is chiseled into stone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisstavrous Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Many christians wonder if jesus jacked off to a wooden carving of his wife err mother mary, I think that if they can prove that jesus masturbated that would give them peace to continue doing what they been doing ever since they were 13. You can't beat nature, christian fuckers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Feynman Great minds think alike, Chrisstavrous! One of his favorite sayings was, "You can't fool nature." BAA Thanks, I felt all squishy on the inside after I read your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Of course Jesus masturbated. He stuck it in BOTH HOLES! Bahdumm-CHssssssh! Proof please, without the anger? That was humor, not anger. The closest I can get to proof is a painting of Jesus making out with Satan. Good enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Of course Jesus masturbated. He stuck it in BOTH HOLES! Bahdumm-CHssssssh! Proof please, without the anger? That was humor, not anger. The closest I can get to proof is a painting of Jesus making out with Satan. Good enough? Good grief I'm an idiot. That is funny. I completely misread it and misunderstood it the first time through. I'd like my crow with a side of fries, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Of course Jesus masturbated. He stuck it in BOTH HOLES! Bahdumm-CHssssssh! Proof please, without the anger? That was humor, not anger. The closest I can get to proof is a painting of Jesus making out with Satan. Good enough? Good grief I'm an idiot. That is funny. I completely misread it and misunderstood it the first time through. I'd like my crow with a side of fries, please. LOL. You thought Jesus was REALLY kinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Of course Jesus masturbated. He stuck it in BOTH HOLES! Bahdumm-CHssssssh! Proof please, without the anger? That was humor, not anger. The closest I can get to proof is a painting of Jesus making out with Satan. Good enough? Good grief I'm an idiot. That is funny. I completely misread it and misunderstood it the first time through. I'd like my crow with a side of fries, please. LOL. You thought Jesus was REALLY kinky. I just misread it, but yeah. I wanted to stay on the topic of masturbation, and I thought Fweethawt was going off topic. Now that I see the humor, I have to wonder if after the resurrection Jesus could also give good foot jobs. Just in case he can, I'm saving my farthings. I have no idea what I'm typing right now, but right now I'm willing to say anything! and it's taking forever to type this with one hand. (C'mon. That's a little funny too). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 A reading from the Holy Gospel according to Saint John: 20:27 "Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing." vs. 28 And Thomas replied Oh, Oh Lord! OH MY GAWD!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawn Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 And so Thomas thrust his member into the fleshy holes of Jesus' body, and he gasped in ecstasy, "oh lord, you feel so wet and juicy! Let me eat your flesh!" And Jesus said, " yes my beloved, and drink my bodily fluid also..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 A reading from the Holy Gospel according to Saint John: 20:27 "Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing." vs. 28 And Thomas replied Oh, Oh Lord! OH MY GAWD!!!!! Funny, that. Into his side, no less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 This whole post is getting beat to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 And yet nothing will come of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 In honor of the season . . . "Oh, come all ye faithful . . ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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