lunaticheathen Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Convicted/convicting (e.g., "If you don't agree with me and if what I'm saying makes you uncomfortable, that's just the Lord convicting you of your sin.") This one drives be bugshit, and is definitely the worst one in my mind. "No, I'm not being rude and irritating, you just hate that you don't have my Jeebus. I'm better than you, and that bothers you, not the fact that I'm a mealy-mouthed crotch pheasant." "Soulish" I got told once that I was being "soulish" instead of "spiritual" lolwut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 "Lay holy hands on our brother/sister in the lord" "Saturated in the spirit" "oh lord we just invite your spirit into this place" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BendyLine Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 At the charismatic church I went to, something we used to hear "I'm the head, not the tail!" all the time. Also, they used to rant and rave about the "harvest" (which, if I remember correctly, meant the unsaved). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 "Every head bowed, every eye closed, no one looking around." Oh good god. For a second there I thought we had a psychic connection....Seriously, the holy hellhole's reverend chants that almost every time he prays. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Shaan-da-lei! (this is tounge talkin' Xianese) Speaking in tongues could have its own thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 At the charismatic church I went to, something we used to hear "I'm the head, not the tail!" all the time. Also, they used to rant and rave about the "harvest" (which, if I remember correctly, meant the unsaved). Harvest. I never thought of this before, but that's actually kind of insulting. It reminds me of when whoever brought someone to Sunday School or Vacation Bible School would get a prize for "leading a lost soul to the lord". I didn't consider it when I brought a kid because of course I wanted the reward, but if I was someone's guest, it made me feel like I was a prize. Just another tally on their harvest chart, like the kid had brought me to get the goodies. Now they could smile nicely at Jeebus, wait for the carrot, and feel smug about what righteous Xians they were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kateastrophy Posted September 22, 2012 Author Share Posted September 22, 2012 At the charismatic church I went to, something we used to hear "I'm the head, not the tail!" all the time. Also, they used to rant and rave about the "harvest" (which, if I remember correctly, meant the unsaved). Harvest. I never thought of this before, but that's actually kind of insulting. Yeah. Creepy. Like a blood harvest. Like zombies. Or the witches in the movie Hocus Pocus when they're calling all the children to them to consume their youthful life forces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BendyLine Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Yeah, and I think the other thing they meant by it was the money or healing or whatever they were supposed to get from the Lard for giving tithes and offerings to the church (this church really bought into the whole word-faith deal). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMDKitty Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 "every knee will bow and every tongue confess that Jeebus is LARD". No. Not gonna happen. Even if Jeebus, Sky-Daddy, and the Holy Spook exist, I WILL NOT BOW TO A TYRANT. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thackerie Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 "What would Jesus do?". I actually heard this at my workplace this week. This from someone who has absolutely no self control whatsoever, cussing yelling, pounding his fist, etc. almost a daily occurrence. Wait a minute, maybe it is appropriate. Tell him "Jesus would get himself executed and then blame it on the whole world". I never thought of it that way. Now I do. Brilliant! Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 "X-centered." Everything is X-centered, from what you eat to your family life to your marriage/sex life to your free time to your social life to what you read or watch to your favorite music. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Not of this world (NOTW). mwc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevQuixote Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Discipleship Fellowship - I occasionally see this in a securlar context, but not like it was used back in church Scripture The Lamb Tribulation (Pre and Post as well) discernment die-to-self Thou ( I can guarantee that if you hear someone drop a Thou anywhere outside of a Shakespearian theatre, that is one switched off little mind) Hi by the way. Cool forum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevQuixote Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 hahahaha I should take a screenshot of the "Authentic Christian Believer" tag and send that to my family. They would be so proud. Anybody know how to get rid of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 hahahaha I should take a screenshot of the "Authentic Christian Believer" tag and send that to my family. They would be so proud. Anybody know how to get rid of that? Whoever approved your account thought you were a Christian. You could PM one of the mods and ask them to move you to the regular group. Also it might be nice if you were to elaborate what you mean by "Yep" for Still have Gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expat674 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 some of my favourites include; We claim this in the name of Jesus Commissioned by God Standing in Faith "You jus'gotta believe in the unseen." Moving / thinking / speaking in the spirit. I jus'wanna encourage in the lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new2me Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 "I don't belong here." This is a common phrase in Christian music. It strikes me as especially sad and pathetic now, because these people aren't going to exist anywhere else. What a waste to spend the life you have wishing to be somewhere else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam5 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 nice thread and posts everyone. apologies if already covered... lukewarm the lord rebuke thee love the sinner / hate the sin peace be with you God loves you and so do I The one true God fruit of thy womb rude hunger for the eucharist Jesus is the ONLY way evilution the bible is inerrant every word is true evolution is false atheism is a religion God's elect / chosen people robes washed white in the blood of the lamb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rando Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 We claim this in the name of Jesus Yep Expat, I remember this taught with the belief that we have to claim God's promises, and that he wants us to remind him of the promises in his word. Even commanding God to make good on his promises (I kid you not!). I think this was from the Kennith Hagen Word of Faith BS that was hand in hand with the prosperity doctrines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rando Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Not of this world (NOTW). mwc Or the companion "In the world, not of it". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chikirin Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 During praise and worship time: "Let's jam for the lamb!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam5 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 some more. I'm hoestly embarrased that I know this stuff you can be saved today! Christ died for you when Jesus comes back Come Lord Jesus Hell is real The devil is real Angels are real The truth shall set you free We are the church Ask God God's Word Winning souls sheep shepherd angers God The Body of Christ Come to Jesus Come Jesus Come ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam5 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 : "Let's jam for the lamb!" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 @Adam5: "Fruit of thy womb"--what? Who says that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam5 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 @Adam5: "Fruit of thy womb"--what? Who says that? Devout Catholics are supposed to pray the rosary every day. "Blessed is the fruit of thy womb" is a quote from luke 1:42. Maybe its just me, but makes me think "time of the month" I tried this prayer myself even though I wasnt a catholic, saying all those hail marys. I think the endless repetition is a mind control technique / brainwashing deliberated employed to reinforce beliefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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