TrailBlazer Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I was watching a show on late night TV about female sex. It showed how this woman could get off just by thinking about it and she even led a class of individuals seeking to learn this technique from her. Sure enough, after several minutes the people in this class began moaning, rolling, giggling, yelling out, and carrying on about being high on their brain chemicals, etc. You can read the CBS article here: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20010883-10391704.html And here's where I made a hysterically ironic connection: I had seen this happen before. No, not in a new-age sex class, but I had seen it in charismatic church services among people who were "slain in the spirit". They lay prostate on the ground, began moaning in tongues, rolling, giggling, yelling out, and carrying on about being "high on the holy spirit", etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted May 11, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 11, 2012 It showed how this woman could get off just by thinking about it...... I'm just sittin' here thinkin'.... I'll get back to you later.. and let you know...... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest end3 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 That is funny Ms M. Don't think too much, they told me it would cause blindness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConureDelSol Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I've seen that show before and I hadn't made that connection until now! So now we know the truth: Charismatics suffer from God-induced orgasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ ficino ♦ Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Hey, this isn't fair! I had the baptism, spoke in tongues, and everything, but I never got a god-induced orgasm. Maybe that shows I was never a true Christian in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeelHappy Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I've been "slain in the spirit" many times and while it was intoxicating, yet there hasn't been once that equated it with any thing sexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Just don't spill your seed. Yah will smite that ass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrailBlazer Posted May 11, 2012 Author Share Posted May 11, 2012 I've seen that show before and I hadn't made that connection until now! So now we know the truth: Charismatics suffer from God-induced orgasm. Ah haha I've been "slain in the spirit" many times and while it was intoxicating, yet there hasn't been once that equated it with any thing sexual. I never experienced it, so you have one up on me there. I did notice there were some that went all out like what I described, but many others were seemed more chill about their experiences with the HS. Maybe the kind of O they were talking about on the show was more localized in their minds rather than their bodies? I dunno, just my random late night thoughts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivingLife Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Aah so that is what the towels I mean covers are for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephie Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I've watched people in church make noises as though they were having sex and it was fucking awkward. So glad I don't go anymore. Hell, I think I've done that....I was so fucking deluded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ ficino ♦ Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I've watched people in church make noises as though they were having sex and it was fucking awkward. So glad I don't go anymore. Hell, I think I've done that....I was so fucking deluded. With the emphasis on "fucking"? Heh heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephie Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I've watched people in church make noises as though they were having sex and it was fucking awkward. So glad I don't go anymore. Hell, I think I've done that....I was so fucking deluded. With the emphasis on "fucking"? Heh heh. More or less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted May 11, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 11, 2012 It showed how this woman could get off just by thinking about it...... I'm just sittin' here thinkin'.... I'll get back to you later.. and let you know...... Still thinking.......6 hours later..... nothing .. .......must be doing something wrong...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrailBlazer Posted May 11, 2012 Author Share Posted May 11, 2012 Still thinking.......6 hours later..... nothing.........must be doing something wrong...... "Just have faith" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConureDelSol Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 I've been "slain in the spirit" many times and while it was intoxicating, yet there hasn't been once that equated it with any thing sexual. Hmm...god-induced "spiritual" orgasm then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted May 12, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 12, 2012 10:30 at night....still nothin'............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par4dcourse Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 10:30 at night....still nothin'............. Think with the other hand. It's like meeting someone new. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Just don't spill your seed. Yah will smite that ass. eJesulation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 *thinks about the LARD* OooOOhhh.... Mmmm.... ooo... OOOHHHH.... Bless You, Lard! Wonderful! Counselor! Mighty OH MY GOD! YES! YES! YES! YES! THANK YOU, JESUS! BLESSED BE YOUR MAGICAL WONDER-WORKING SKY LIPS!! GLORY!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Glory! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted May 14, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted May 14, 2012 Brother Jeff, I thought about you the other day. I was googling for parodies of Amazing Grace, and found this: Amazing gas! How bad the smellThat saved a witch like me I once was found, but now I'm lost It's the just like hide-and-seek < snipped 4 verses because I don't know if I can post the entire song due to the DMCA laws > When we've farted 10,000 years And see butts lining the sun We've no more days to sing Gas's praise Than when it came out of our rear http://www.amiright....hnnewton0.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RintrahRoars Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Posted this in another thread but srsly lol wat? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted May 15, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2012 Glory! Sweet Jeeeeeeeuuuuuuusssssss Jeff!! Jesus porn on Ex-c! Why...why....it's almost a turn on!!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Brother Jeff, I thought about you the other day. I was googling for parodies of Amazing Grace, and found this: Amazing gas! How bad the smellThat saved a witch like me I once was found, but now I'm lost It's the just like hide-and-seek < snipped 4 verses because I don't know if I can post the entire song due to the DMCA laws > When we've farted 10,000 years And see butts lining the sun We've no more days to sing Gas's praise Than when it came out of our rear http://www.amiright....hnnewton0.shtml Hall-lay-LOOH-Yah, Sister!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Glory! Sweet Jeeeeeeeuuuuuuusssssss Jeff!! Jesus porn on Ex-c! Why...why....it's almost a turn on!!!!!!!! Bless the LARD, Sister Margee! Glory! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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