GraphicsGuy Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Nope. A couple of relatively strong rum and coke and I'm basted. Okay, not TOTALLY hammered, but fairly close. You have no idea how often I have to hit the "Backspace" key to type this correctly... Pretty early too...I suppose I should feel bad. I just wanted a rum and coke cause I didn't want beer. One led to another and another...damn I feel pretty good actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par4dcourse Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Nope. A couple of relatively strong rum and coke and I'm basted. Okay, not TOTALLY hammered, but fairly close. You have no idea how often I have to hit the "Backspace" key to type this correctly... Pretty early too...I suppose I should feel bad. I just wanted a rum and coke cause I didn't want beer. One led to another and another...damn I feel pretty good actually... Damn. At the peak(?) of my drinking days I was going through 3 liters of vodka a week. And still functioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulQ Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 I make my own wine. Doesn't get cheaper than that, unless you're buying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraphicsGuy Posted January 11, 2009 Author Share Posted January 11, 2009 Holy shit I'm plastered NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted January 11, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted January 11, 2009 Jesus is weeping . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraphicsGuy Posted January 11, 2009 Author Share Posted January 11, 2009 Jesus can fuck himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathlene Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Hi all, In all my years as a christian I don't think I have ever laughed as much as I have now that I have walked away from it all. I laugh so hard at some of the stuff that is written on this site. It cracks me up. I haven't taken the plunge yet to have any alcohol yet. I will do it in a safe environment with a friend I trust, because I know I will get drunk off one glass of anything. I haven't had one iota or drop of it in 13yrs and it will be an interesting experience when I finally do. I will be a very cheap drunk. Onya graphic's guy. Hope you are having a rolling fun time with it!! If anything you have made me laugh like crazy for the start of my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prysm Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Speaking of alcohol, my husband was talking to two people online last night, one of them a youth group kid of his. The other guy asked if he was drunk and he said he was only one beer in... and sent it to the youth group kid. Priceless. He played it off like a joke, but it was hilarious. I'm a rum and Jones cream soda girl. Coke is too much like syrup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraphicsGuy Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 Kathlene...I'm sorry I didn't return your other e-mail... Creme soda? Ugh.................... God I am sloshed now Ran out of rum...beer it is at the moment Yes, I'm typing well only because I'm completely anal about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraphicsGuy Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 Damit i"m hjout of fucking alchohal.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulQ Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Just remember, drinking and mathematics don't mix. Please, don't drink and derive. I think I'll pop open one of my own bottles now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted January 12, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted January 12, 2009 Jesus is threatening to kill himself now. Oh, wait - never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraphicsGuy Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 Jesus died for my sins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted January 12, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted January 12, 2009 Rum and cream soda sounds icky - but you get juiced to it. Now, Jesus is dying for a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraphicsGuy Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 I lub Jebus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted January 12, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted January 12, 2009 and Jebus lubs the little children. (Maybe that's where the priests got the idea.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraphicsGuy Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 Jesus if for losers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulQ Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 and Jebus lubs the little children. (Maybe that's where the priests got the idea.) You forgot the "e" in the word "Lubes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughtyhamster Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 I can't drink even a small amount of alcohol without getting sick at my stomach, but I love to drink a lot of caffeine at times. I'll toast your booze with my diet Red Bull. And Jesus can go and cornhole the Pope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outback Jack Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Jesus died for my sins? No, Jesus gave up a weekend for your sins. (doesn't seem like such a big sacrifice when you put it like that, eh?!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted January 12, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted January 12, 2009 To be fair, it was a long weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Coke and vodkah myself. Jesus is for people who don't know how to drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godlessgrrl Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Bloody Marys here. World's perfect hangover prevention. Named for a monarch who persecuted Protestants. And you get your veggies. Yay religious persecution with veggies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulQ Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Coke and vodkah myself. Jesus is for people who don't know how to drink. Clearly, you have never heard of Mojo Nixon. Do a search for, "Are you drinking with me, Jesus?" You people will love it as much as I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughtyhamster Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 I see the Pope's asshole is really leaking some holy santorum now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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