I Broke Free Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 When I about six years old I can recall the pastor holding up a turtle in the air. He was going on about the miracle of God’s creations when the turtle decided to take a nice long pee on the pastor’s robe. If I recall, even he thought that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I used to go to this small private school, about 60 kids total.I was the runt and all the older guys always bullied me, so I avoided playing football or any sports cuz all the guys thought it would be funny to gangup on me and tackle me or whatever. So the pastor/ principle called me into his office and told me I was a homosexual because I didnt like playing sports ( I was only in 7th grade!) I was crying when my mom picked me up from school. Mom freaked out and went ballistic in front of the whole school. Yelling and screaming in a rage at the pastor. I never went back to that school or church. the next day they put me in another private school and joined a different church. HEHE! That could've been a South Park episode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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